How to be a Starving Artist

Step 1: Starve That’s right. That’s step one. You may be under the impression that in order to be a starving artist, you would need to be an artist first. Such is not the case. Look, it’s right there. Starving is the first word in the term “starving artist.” If this is going to work,…

Latest QB Accused of Sexual Assault NOT Jameis Winston

Multiple reports surfaced Monday announcing the suspension of University of Florida quarterback Treon Harris, resulting in a collective “oh fuck” from Gator fans. The true freshman is being investigated for a sexual assault allegation, much to the quiet amusement of Florida State fans everywhere. Most everyone is thinking what Seminole fans aren’t afraid to say…