An Open Letter To Donald Trump

To my Dearest Pawn Mr. Drumpf, I hear you’ve been in the news lately and I just wanted to say, so what? Big deal. You really are a lump of orange flesh who takes up too much time and space, you know it, I know it, everybody knows it. They’re just too polite for some…

Not Just Another Yankee

“A Yankee! A five-tool player. Will be a ML star!” Though these words have probably been said countless times before about New York Yankees retiring shortstop, Derek Jeter, Yankees scout Dick Groch said them first in 1992. While scouting Jeter in Kalamazoo, Michigan, it would seem that he knew something the rest of the world…

Latest QB Accused of Sexual Assault NOT Jameis Winston

Multiple reports surfaced Monday announcing the suspension of University of Florida quarterback Treon Harris, resulting in a collective “oh fuck” from Gator fans. The true freshman is being investigated for a sexual assault allegation, much to the quiet amusement of Florida State fans everywhere. Most everyone is thinking what Seminole fans aren’t afraid to say…