Dear General Rossum: Week III

“Dear General Rossum, I’m a regular at the local Renaissance Fairs, and I always compete in the costume contests. I spend at least a month on each outfit, but every time I’m beaten by Gary Turnblat, who shows up in the same Professor What outfit every time, saying he’s a time traveler who’s visiting Medieval…

Last Stand Radio: Episode I

If there is anything I could tell you about the humans, it is that I could tell you everything about the humans. When we first came to your sphere, it was shrouded in a sea of static. Surrounded by a mass of information, resounding all around your sphere. It threw off our devices in flight.…

Dear General Rossum: Week II

“Dear General Rossum, I’m the troop leader for the local Forrest Scouts, and we’re coming up on our annual camping trip. It’s my first time leading it, and I was wondering if you had any tips for a first timer like myself. Thanks. Sincerely, Leading in Lincoln” Dear Leading, Camping is a great way to…