1. You saw the movie, but didn’t like it…. Not to sound old-fashioned, but the books are way better.
2. You will never decide if you are team Jace or team Simon… or team Magnus.
3. Alec and Isabelle are sibling goals.
4. You’ve always wanted tattoos and runes are even cooler.
5. Valentine Morgenstern wins the Sexiest Villain of the Year Award every time.
6. You know how to read tarot cards.
7. Simon has the ultimate “coming out” story: “Surprise, Mom! I’m a vampire!”
8. You’ve always thought your neighbor was a demon… and you were right.
9. You won’t even mind Jace’s narcissism.
10. Your first kiss will never be as magical as Clary and Jace’s.
11.The Silent Brothers take monk to a whole new level.
12. Isabelle is a bad-ass.
13. The vampires don’t sparkle. (Sorry, low blow, I know.)
By EMILY SCOTT / Literature Editor