13 Reasons to Read The Lord of the Rings

1. J. R. R. Tolkien is the most popular Classic Literature & Fiction author.


2. No one can have too much Aragorn in their life.


3. Sam will always be a better best friend than your actual best friend.

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4. You’ve always dreamed of going on a perilous quest and saving the world. AKA you may have a secret death wish.frodo gif

5. When your siblings barge into your room you immediately scream: “YOU SHALL NOT PASS”

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6. Your family is as rowdy as a family of dwarves.

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7. You can imitate Sméagol perfectly.

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8. You’ve always wanted to learn a foreign language, so why not Elvish.


9. Boromir.

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10. You’re a closet LARPer.

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11. Like Mary and Pippin you know what Breakfast, Second Breakfast, Elevenses, Luncheon, Afternoon Tea, Dinner, and Supper are.


12. Gandalf is a better wizard than Dumbledore. Yes, I did just say that.

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13. Ain’t no party like a Shire Party!

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By EMILY ANN SCOTT / Assistant Literature Editor

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