First exam slot on Monday morning.
Got 100%, didn’t write my name.
Scantron counted my eraser smudges instead.
On time to the wrong room.
Left my blue book at home.
Mixed up exams, studied wrong book.
Post-caffeine pill crash during exam.
Last exam slot on Friday night.
Well, I guess I didn’t fail.
Can’t read my own class notes.
Must study. Must–oh look Netflix!
Worried about being late, didn’t sleep.
I need Facebook and Tumblr to study!
End of term, can’t afford coffee.
My alarm clock has betrayed me!
by PETER WILLIAMS & KATIE AVAGLIANO / staff writers