The Two Faces of Jameis Winston

Jameis Winston is a tale of two characters. There’s the incredible athlete with an uncanny knack for on-the-field heroics, and there’s the childish, irresponsible goofball that leaves us all shaking our heads in quiet disbelief. As much as he is revered for leading our football program to its first national championship win in fourteen years,…

Dear General Rossum: Week III

“Dear General Rossum, I’m a regular at the local Renaissance Fairs, and I always compete in the costume contests. I spend at least a month on each outfit, but every time I’m beaten by Gary Turnblat, who shows up in the same Professor What outfit every time, saying he’s a time traveler who’s visiting Medieval…

Last Stand Radio: Episode I

If there is anything I could tell you about the humans, it is that I could tell you everything about the humans. When we first came to your sphere, it was shrouded in a sea of static. Surrounded by a mass of information, resounding all around your sphere. It threw off our devices in flight.…

Lady ‘Noles Crush Louisville 6-0

Cheyna Williams notched a brace to lead the FSU Women’s Soccer Team past Louisville Thursday night. The Seminoles controlled the run of play from start to finish, handily defeating their ACC competitors.   FSU started the game quietly, retaining possession for much of the first half, yet only netting one shot. Defender Megan Campbell broke…

Poetry Thursday Vol. 2

Landfill Womb   Dead weight makes me a mother, and I carry it like a limb It will not be amputated because it is more of a living thing than I, though I coil beneath like a body with post-mortem spring.   My landfill womb believed the myth that there would be spring. It dredged…

Presidential Search Update

Last week, the final four candidates vying for the slot of FSU’s 15th President held on-campus forums. Of the four, Senator John Thrasher came out as the top pick, selected by FSU’s Board of Trustees with the aid of the Presidential Search Advisory Committee. Members of the Board of Trustees agreed, as Thrasher had been…

FSU Escapes Clemson in Overtime

Doak Campbell stadium has seen many games in its recent past in which fans begin filing out just after halftime, content with a comfortable Florida State lead. But against Clemson on Saturday night, no fan dared leave his/her seat a second too soon. It took overtime, but the Seminoles stuck out a hard fought game…

Dear General Rossum: Week II

“Dear General Rossum, I’m the troop leader for the local Forrest Scouts, and we’re coming up on our annual camping trip. It’s my first time leading it, and I was wondering if you had any tips for a first timer like myself. Thanks. Sincerely, Leading in Lincoln” Dear Leading, Camping is a great way to…